It’s a LIFE SENTENCE!!!

Filed under:Politics — posted by Dan on January 26, 2008 @ 02:57

You have been sentenced to life without patrol.

Do you

A) Reflect on your ways and attempt to redeem yourself while living in a predatory shit hole?

B) Say ‘Fuck it’  and start racking up the offenses as you unleash your rage?  After all what can they do?  Sentence you to 2 more life sentences without parole and then another 99 years and then 40 more?

C) Kill yourself cause the alternative is to spend the next 50 or 60 years in the worst place ever because the American justice system is so fucked up it’s remarkable we’re considered a first world nation?

Midnight Basketball in the Mideast!

Filed under:Hockey, Personal — posted by Dan on January 16, 2008 @ 01:05

Have I mentioned my growing love for hockey here?  I can’t remember.  If I did, well, fuck you, I’m mentioning it again.  If I didn’t then, ” I have a growing love of hockey.”  So, Amanda and I went to the Senators v Capitals game today and got to watch the Capitals beat the Senators for the 4th time this season with a 4-2 win. We had 5th row seats near an end of the rink.

Means the Caps(one of the worst teams in points) have managed to beat the second best team in the league everytime they’ve met.  Also puts the Caps just 5 points away from the division lead.  Which is good cause the only way a southeast division team is going to make the playoffs is as the division seed.    I also got a ‘Kolzig’ hockey jersey as a souvenir and good luck shirt.  I look good in red and hockey jerseys.  Maybe I should’ve played hockey ;p.     I’ll put up some pictures of me in said jersey later.

On a side note, why are anonymous blogs written by people in retail or service so compelling to the rest of society.  I’ve started reading the backlog of this blog yesterday and I find it captivating.  He’s won some awards and been on a number of shows and done interviews and even gotten a book deal out of it all. Maybe it’s the Everyman aspect to it all. Everyone loves the everyman.

(Mental) Health

Filed under:Personal — posted by Dan on January 12, 2008 @ 02:58

Why is it anytime a famous person suffers a mental breakdown or an addiction to something, we have all these people talking about how such and such a person *cough* brittneyspears *cough* should be forced to get help or something cause they’re a danger to themselves and\or others.  Yet we(as a nation) let that sick bastard Reagan get away with forcing all the insane out of asylums and onto the streets.

Ok that was a most slanted paragraph.  The nuances weren’t there.  I’m sure are factors influencing both sides.  Now here’s another one.

How can we as a society be (generally) for having people get help for their addictions, insanities and be against drug abuse, yet oppose tax funded rehab centers and mental health treatment facilities.  We are a supposedly compassionate nation, but we can’t bring ourselves to provide safe centers for addicts when they are incapacitated by drug use.  Safe centers which would help prevent the spread of disease and provide a vehicle to help people enter rehab.  Instead we throw these people into over crowded prisons half the time or just let them rot the other half.     Our penal system only serves to punish people then punish them some more(the rest of their lives in some cases) for their crimes.    Punishments which don’t serve to help our society.  Punishments which don’t help people with the problems that drove them to the state they reached.    Seriously…. WHAT THE FUCK!

Here’s a start.  Legalize Drugs and Prostitution.  Persecute pimps and slavers and white collar crimes harshly since these are things which are ACTIVELY attempting to undermine our society.   Government corruption should be classified as treason and receive a justified death penalty, by hanging until dead.   Punish small scale thievery and other such crimes with mandatory education and job placement into apprenticeship programs.   Actions resulting in  harm or death on a small scale through negligence  should result in sentences wherein the people responsible shall work to repay and recompense the people affected by their actions.   This can involve monetary compensation, reasonable periods of limited freedoms and counseling of the person involved.  I would pretty much rank anything up to second degree murder into this category.

Rape: Castration and counseling.  We just need to clip the nerves that let them get it up.   False accusations of rape…. 25 years in a prison.  You tried to game the system fuck you.   Ok maybe this is a bit harsh but really if you rape someone and it’s provable… why should you get to keep your sexual toy?  But anyone who attempts to falsely accuse someone of rape to get back at them should be hit with a clue bat.

First Degree Murder, Serial killers, Pathological willingness to kill without cause:  Counseling and then placement into life sentences if they are found to be irreparable.

Sure there are human problems to all this but there is no reason not to have sane and logical methods and motivations to our justice system.

Eh Fuck it,  We’re probably doomed.

Segway

Filed under:Personal — posted by Dan on January 11, 2008 @ 01:08

Almost every single person who rides a segway looks like an idiot or a dick while they are riding a segway.  Especially if that person is riding it to try and look hip or wearing one of those goofy ass aerodynamic biking helmets.   You’re on a big motorized scooter… you’re head doesn’t need to be aerodynamic.     God I hate how those helmets are designed.

I particularly despise security guards on segways even though they might have the most legitimate use for them.



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